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My Super Power – Yeah, Who Knew?

Posted on January 27, 2015 by in Humor | No Comments

I left the gym feeling euphoric, as if I had discovered an odd, previously unknown super power - villains beware. So I'm just saying, if you need help cracking a walnut, or squeezing out that last dab of toothpaste, or perhaps crushing an old junk car into a cube of scrap metal, you know who to call.

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Posted on December 24, 2014 by in General, Humor | No Comments

Twitter recently ran the hashtag #WorstDateIn5Words. I posted “The police recovered the body.” And the funny thing was, it was true.

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Worst Inventions Ever

Posted on September 28, 2014 by in Humor | 1 Comment

Toilet seat covers; you’ve seen them in public restrooms everywhere. They’re usually in a box mounted on the wall over the toilet. The idea is that public toilets cater to hundreds if not thousands of fannies every week, stranger’s fannies of unknown pedigree.

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